Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Dose--PUNCHLINES

L&T - We Make the Things that Make India Proud 
LG - Digitally Yours 
Sify - Making the Internet work for you 
Voltas - ACs with IQ 
Alcatel - Architect of an Internat World 
Cathy Pacific Airlines - The Heart of Asia 
MS Office 97 - Work Less, Do More 
Hyundai - Drive Your Way 
Canon - Delighting You Always 
Philips - Sense & Simplicity 
The Economic Times - The Power of Knowledge 
Cell One - The One for Everyone 
Cantabill - International Clothing 
Business World - Play the Game 
Dolphin - The Affordable Network Service 
SBI - With You all the Way 
Amway - Better Ideas-Better Life 
Omega - The Sign of Excellance 
Jaguar - Dont Dream it, Drive it 
Honda - The Power of Dreams 
MTNL - Transparency makes us Different 
SOTC - You Look the World, We Look After You 
ABN AMRO - Making More Possible 
Business Today - For managing Tomarrow 
Nokia - Connecting People 
Wipro - Applying Thought 
Air France - Making the Sky the best place on Earth 
Air Lufthansa - There's no Better Way to Fly 
Toyota - Touch the Perfection 
Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying 
ITC - Enduring Value 
IFFCO TOKIO - The Life You Desire 
Microsoft - Your Potential, Your Passion 
Epson - Exceed Your Vision 
Park Avenue - Play the Lead 
British Airways - The World is Waiting 
DIGJAM - Dressing the World 
Chevrolet - For a Special Journey called Life 
CNN - Be the First to Know 
MICO-BOSCH - The Power of We 
Sun Microsystem - The Network is the Computer 
TATA Indicom - Business Without Limits 
Amkette - When Reliability Matters 
Dell - Easy to Buy, Easy to Own 
Motorola - Intelligence Everywhere 
ICICI Bank - KV kamath - Hum Hai Na 
Compaq - Ban jaaye baat 
Hyundai Santro - The complete family car 
IBM ThinkPad----- " I think, therefore IBM"---- 
Adidas ------ " Forever Sport"----- 
American Express ---- "Don't leave home without it" 
Birla Mutual Fund ----- "The name inspires Trust" ----- 
kingfisher - vijay mallaya - king of good times 
TCS --- S ramadorai --- Beyond the obvious 
Wipro---Azim Premji-----Applying thought 
Infosys---Nandan M. Nilekani-----Driven by intellect,powered by values 

1. FORD – Built for the Road Ahead
2. GM – Only GM.
3. DAIMLER CHRYSLER – The Future of Automobile
4. BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine
5. AUDI – Vorsprung Durch Technik
6. TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection
7. HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way
9. HONDA - The Power of Dreams
10. SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897.
11. VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted
12. FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT
13. JAGUAR - Born to Perform
14. LEXUS – The Pursuit of Perfection
15. TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car
1. Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
2. Windows XP - Do More with Less
3. HP - Invent ; Everything is Possible
4. Computer Associates - The software that powers the E Business
5. CSC - Experience. Results. 
6. Accenture - High Performance. Delivered
7. IBM - ON DEMAND
8. LENOVO - We are building a new technology company.
9. Apple Macintosh - Think Different.
10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious
11. Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability
12. WIPRO - Applying Thought
13. EMC - Where Information Lives.
14. Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe.
15. Have You Met Life Today - Metropolitan Life Insurance Company or Metlife. 
2. The Power on your side - Allianz Group
3. Growing and Protecting your wealth - Prudential Insurance Company
4.We know Money - AIG or American International Group Insurance Company
5.Trust thy name is ------- (The fill in the blank itself is the name of the organization) - LIC
6. Be Life Confident - AXA UK
7. You are in good hands - Allstate Insurance Company
8. Your Partner for life - Max NewYork Life Insurance
9. Positively Different. - Standard Insurance Company Limited.
2. Macromedia - What the web can be.
3. 1. India's International Bank -- Bank of Baroda
2. Good People to Bank with -- Union Bank of India
3. Higher Standards -- Bank of America
4. You and Us -- UBS
5. The Citi Never Sleeps -- CITIGROUP or CITIBANK
6. Where Vision Gets Built -- Lehman Brothers
7. The World's Local Bank -- HSBC
8. A Passion to Perform -- Deutsche Bank
9. Making More Possible -- ABN AMRO Bank
4. 1. The Magazine of the Corporate World - BUSINESS INDIA
2. For Managing Tomorrow - BUSINESS TODAY
3. Intelligent Computing - CHIP
4. Your Technology Navigator - DIGIT
5. Play the Game - BUSINESS WORLD
6. Journalism of Courage - The Indian EXPRESS
7. The Power of Knowledge - THE ECONOMIC TIMES
8. The Name India trusts for News - HINDUSTAN TIMES
9. Read a Bestseller everyday - THE DAILY TELEGRAPH
5. MRF - Tyres with Muscle
CEAT - Born Tough
EBAY - The World's Online Market Place
AMAZON.COM - Earth's Biggest BookStore
TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have a reason, we have the job
BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing
Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
Windows XP - Do More with Less
HP-Invent - Everything is Possible
Accenture - High Performance. Delivered
IBM - ON DEMAND
LENOVO - We are building a new technology company.
Apple Macintosh - Think Different.
TCS - Beyond the Obvious
Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability
WIPRO - Applying Thought
Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe.
Macromedia - What the web can be.
FORD – Built for the Road Ahead
GM – Only GM.
BMW – The Ultimate Driving Machine
TOYOTA - Touch The Perfection
HYUNDAI - Drive Your Way
HONDA - The Power of Dreams
SKODA – Obsessed with Quality since 1897.
VOLKSWAGEN - Drivers wanted
FIAT - Driven by Passion. FIAT
TATA MOTORS – Even More Car per Car
IBM - I think, therefore IBM.
Dell - Easy as DELL.
Intel - Intel inside.
LEE - The jeans that built America
Master card - There are some things money can't buy. For everything else there's MASTERCARD.
Kotak - Think Investments. Think Kotak.
Sun Microsystems - The Network is the Computer
Ernst and Young - Quality in Everything we Do
Barclays - Fluent in Finance; Its our business to know your business
Standard Chartered Bank - Your Right Partner
CNBC - Profit from it
AT&T - The World's Networking Company
Monster.com - Never Settle
Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying
Lufthansa - There's no better to fly
British airways - The Way to Fly.
Air Canada - A breath of Fresh Air
Sahara - Emotionally yours.
Malaysian Airlines - Going Beyond Expectations
Kingfisher Airlines - Fly the good times
Exxon Mobil - Taking on the World’s Toughest Energy Challenges
Chevron Corporation - Human Energy
Reliance industries Limited - Growth is Life
British Petroleum - Beyond Petroleum
ONGC - Making Tomorrow Brighter
IOCL - Bringing Energy to Life
BPCL - Pure for Sure
IBP - Pure bhi. Poora bhi
GAIL - Gas and Beyond
Essar corp - A positive a++itude
Speed - High Performance Petrol
Servo - 100 % Performance. Everytime.
NDTV Profit - News you can Use.
Toyota Innova - All you Desire.
Star Sports - We know your game
 
1. L&T - We Make the Things that Make India Proud 
2. LG - Digitally Yours 
3. Sify - Making the Internet work for you 
4. Voltas - ACs with IQ 
5. Alcatel - Architect of an Internat World 
6. Cathy Pacific Airlines - The Heart of Asia 
7. MS Office 97 - Work Less, Do More 
8. Hyundai - Drive Your Way 
9. Canon - Delighting You Always 
10. Philips - Sense & Simplicity 
11. The Economic Times - The Power of Knowledge 
12. Cell One - The One for Everyone 
13. Cantabill - International Clothing 
14. Business World - Play the Game 
15. Dolphin - The Affordable Network Service 
16. SBI - With You all the Way 
17. Amway - Better Ideas-Better Life 
18. Omega - The Sign of Excellance 
19. Jaguar - Dont Dream it, Drive it 
20. Honda - The Power of Dreams 
21. MTNL - Transparency makes us Different 
22. SOTC - You Look the World, We Look After You 
23. ABN AMRO - Making More Possible 
24. Business Today - For managing Tomarrow 
25. Nokia - Connecting People 
26. Wipro - Applying Thought 
27. Air France - Making the Sky the best place on Earth 
28. Air Lufthansa - There's no Better Way to Fly 
29. Toyota - Touch the Perfection 
30. Jet Airways - The Joy of Flying 
31. ITC - Enduring Value 
32. IFFCO TOKIO - The Life You Desire 
33. Microsoft - Your Potential, Your Passion 
34. Epson - Exceed Your Vision 
35. Park Avenue - Play the Lead 
36. British Airways - The World is Waiting 
37. DIGJAM - Dressing the World 
38. Chevrolet - For a Special Journey called Life 
39. CNN - Be the First to Know 
40. MICO-BOSCH - The Power of We 
41. Sun Microsystem - The Network is the Computer 
42. TATA Indicom - Business Without Limits 
43. Amkette - When Reliability Matters 
44. Dell - Easy to Buy, Easy to Own 
45. Motorola - Intelligence Everywhere
6. . Like. No. Other. - SONY
2. Everyone's Invited or Its hard to Imagine - SAMSUNG
3. Life's Good - LG
4. The Indian Multinational - VIDEOCON
5. Born in Japan Entertaining The World - SANSUI
6. Inspired Living - HAIER
7. Sense and Simplicity - PHILLIPS
8. The Perfect Experience - JVC
9. Choose Freedom - TOSHIBA
AMAZON.COM - Earth’s Biggest BookStore
TIMESJOBS.COM - If you have a reason, we have the job -
BLOGGER.COM - Push Button Publishing
MRF - Tyres with Muscle
CEAT - Born Tough
EBAY - The World’s Online Market Place
Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
Windows XP - Do More with Less
HP-Invent - Everything is [...]
 
1. Microsoft - Where Do You Want to Go Today ; Your Potential Our Passion
2. Windows XP - Do More with Less
3. HP - Invent ; Everything is Possible
4. Computer Associates - The software that powers the E Business
5. CSC - Experience. Results. 
6. Accenture - High Performance. Delivered
7. IBM - ON DEMAND
8. LENOVO - We are building a new technology company.
9. Apple Macintosh - Think Different.
10. TCS - Beyond the Obvious
11. Infosys - Powered by Intellect, Driven by Values; 
Improve your odds with Infosys Predictability
12. WIPRO - Applying Thought
13. EMC - Where Information Lives.
14. Adobe - Simplicity at work. Better by adobe.
15. Macromedia - What the web can be.